I Should Tweet That
i spend my entire salary every year
i wonder what dogs think about all of our devices
i'm gonna email james blake and chance the rapper to be my husbands what are their emails?
i wrote men in black fan fiction while the dentist was drilling, she discovered an alien was living inside of my tooth
we had to call will smith and tommy lee jones in to take care of it but the alien was so nice i decided to keep it
and now the alien does all the talking and i don't have to say anything anymore
scanning my identity into the computer
my phone is cold because i stopped holding it
twitter is better than tinder, probably
i wish i was selfless enough to have no posts on my instagram account
i am an alien now
I Should Tweet That was commissioned by desktop magazine for The Culture of Design issue, June/July 2015.