A Freight Train Running Through the Middle of My Head feature in The Smudge, January 2019: Britney Spears’s first marriage lasted 55 hours which is also the average length of my migraine.

Girl Problems Revisited featured in The Smudge, February 2018: I do want to burn a bra once, but I only have two. They are not free, and neither are my boobs.


The History of My Crippling Student Debt featured in The Smudge, March 2017: I planned to borrow an abstract amount of money to learn how to be a graphic designer at an art school advertised to me during a commercial break from TLC’s What Not to Wear.